Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
What do cows do on date night?
Why do French people eat snails?
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
(from https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/)
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What do cows do on date night?
Go to the moo-vies.
(from https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/)
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Here's one of my favorite cartoons (click to enlarge):
(from https://www.cardfool.com/)
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Why do French people eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
(From https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/)
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Just in case he got a hole in one!
(from https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/)
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Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
(from https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/)
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